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In the recent so-called sexual revolution that is defining what it is like to live in the 21st century, some people feel left out. >>FEATURED Full story

Bernie Glaser, janitor for Jefferson Elementary School, expressed concern after a new policy forced him to change his nametag and his actual name to Bern. >>FEATURED Full story

ENTERTAINMENT

Disney's new feature film, Zeus: pagan God or almighty ruler, not to be released in theaters

POLITICS

President Bush reconsiders ban on cloning after emergence of "bush-lings"

EDUCATION

Elementary school field trip to accounting firm leaves mixed results

IN OTHER NEWS

>	Despite popular opinion, dollar coin not worth more if hoarded

>	Soap Operas Mutually Decide To Stop Using Pregnancy As A Storyline.

>	Repeat falls out of boat; presumed dead.

LOCAL

Rural Large Animal Veteranarian
Specialists may make a lot of money,
but still not cool.

ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

Local gravedigging club now accepting members

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