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	IRS to give accountants shirts for tax day. "Don't Mess With Taxes"

Arafat expresses 'deep condemnation' of terrorism

"Sara Blayling, a student at Michigan State who is afflicted with albinism, recently displayed her distaste for black light in an e-mail to a local club and claimed that they discriminate against albinos.

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MUSIC

God distributes "Rockin' Hallelujia" on MP3. Record Companies "will see him in court"

HEALTH

Girl having period told to "take it like a man"

LAW ENFORCEMENT

Two cop impersonators scare the shit out of each other.

WORLD

US schedules vowel drop to stranded
Russian city Thsrzklvtzk

IN OTHER NEWS

>	Cub Foods' 10 items or less lane hires bouncer

>	Windmill tragically maims local putt-putt champion

>	University of Texas Swimming and Diving Team Left Wondering "Why No Riot After National Championship"

>	Local Mother Claims Satan Pez Dispenser In Bad Taste

PERSONAL :: FROM BRAIN APPEAL

Jud
"I'm in it for the phish"

Size 5 feet, 11 inches - 170 lbs.
Hair:.Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
Occupation: Programmer
Political leaning: Devils Advocate
Preferred Flavor of Linux.Redhat

THINK ABOUT IT

Interesting people know when and how to stimulate the central personality of an alternate being that lives within our own minds. Uninteresting people think being themselves is interesting.